I keep on hearing this really weird noise and i think its my brothers cat meowing in his room
Or his alarm for school
martyrtrolls replied to your post: “I feel like shaming my trolls and I will List of fiends: Maakir…”:Now why isnt balhan on this list
You know why he is not on the list cam u:<
Mm-mmn i think you’re just too ashamed to put him on that list as nastiest of them all
'i don't understand whatthe fuck your issue is but i'm telling you right now you're not gonna get anywhere with me— especially acting like some self-entitled piece of shit that could care less about the fact that he's unwanted. you're just wasting your time when you could be off trickin' some other schmuck into thinking you're worth the effort. you're damn good at that.'
"Cause you know that I’m shit already. Saves the time and the effort from ruining someone else instead.
At least this way I don’t need to worry someone pissing themselves cause I freak out or I do something asshole-y.
I don’t need to get anywhere with you I just need to have someone nearby me at all times.”
'i'm stuck with you. no, looks like you're stuck with me because you can't bear the fuckin' thought of being by yourself no matter how much of an asshole the other person is being. pretty sad way to live if you ask me.'
"What’s the difference? Either way you hate me and you’re not going to get rid of me for awhile.
Well you must be talking from experience if you’re getting into it like that.”
are u ok omg
no because i need bad things to happen to ricmen
'yeah, i am. nobody's making you dealwith it, though. it's a nice thing to be able to do— walking away from someone you don't wanna talk to.'
"I wish I could pretend to be hurt by that.
But I can’t.
You’re stuck with me.”
thinks about aethos pouring some kind of corrosive shit in ricmens eyes to make him blind
'no, they're all yours, ricmen.'
"Well I mean if you’re gonna be that way, fine.
They’re all mine.”
'oh i didn't realize you completely scared heroff. sucks for you. more for you then, huh.'
"Now how could you assume that I wouldn’t fuck it up some how, huh?
I thought you knew me better than that.
But yeah more cookies for me and you I guess.”
'yeah go do that, i bet you'll have fun. hope your girlfriend enjoys them, too.'
"Jokes on you.
I don’t have a girlfriend.”
'no. apparently i don't. s'too difficult to wrap my poor little lowblood head around. looks like aethos doesn't getcookies. it's a miserable existence but i'll live, don't worry.'
"I guess it is. Maybe I should make the cookies then."
'whatyou think i up and taught myself how tocook. no. i'd just burn my place down. which might not bea bad thing.'
"Well I mean it’s not a hard skill to learn in the first place. You know how to follow instructions? You know how to use a timer?
If yes please put in oven.
If no please reread instructions.”